Escape to Paradise Sub standard place that should be closed down. I can't believe that the owner is a westerner? Clearly he has a few screws loose as well.
It was not busy when I went and it was a Sunday evening. They had a few old men, looking for paedophile material. Young virgins etc..
This place tries to class itself as a luxury club, but it is far from luxury, the interior is shoddy and it's so dark that it tries to cover it up. The staff are shit and unwelcoming, and the boys are even worse. They try to be polite, but they are so fake and it really shows.
They give you the price list and it says 85 crowns for a Smirnoff ice for example, but whatever you order, remember it is double or triple the price afterwards and they don't tell you that. I knew that was going to happen anyway. My bill came to almost 700 crowns for two Smirnoff ices, and there is a minimum consumption of 200 crowns, about £7. It cost me around £12 for two drinks. It doesn't even say why it's so much more and what is the extra charge for. This is the kind of crap that is prevalent in Russia, but should not be happening in a European country.
The boys dancing is so hilarious and it is pathetic, they really do not want to dance and be up there and they do a lame job of it. There is a charge to buy a guy a drink, but they didn't ask me to buy them a drink and I didn't even bother offering, because they were so boring. None of them got me aroused, even after their strip shows.
They charged me for it afterwards. The offer you a private strip show for 800 crowns, about 30 pounds and believe me you can get a hot Czech boy, who will do more than strip for around 1,500 crowns. It is a total rip off, you can't touch them and they can't touch you, it's such a joke.
They work there and pay commission on clients, so the more you drink and the more they get on the side, the better it is for them. I wouldn't bother going there, because you can get a lot better online, and they will do a lot more. I told them to xxxx off in the end, they were just so greedy. They just wanted more and more money, and seemed inexperienced.
Max had been there for a month and wanted €120 for a bxxx jxx? Then we have Sebastian, who has been there for around 2 years and he wanted the same. These boys are pathetic no hopers and they didn't know I am a multimillionaire and went there to see if anyone was deserving of my help and maybe I could sponsor one of these poor losers, oh well guys, guess what, greed never gets you anywhere in life and you have to work hard for everything. That includes respect! Do not go here!!!! I read all the bad reviews first and decided to see for myself- I can promise you that you will regret it! If you do decided to go, you will end up with the following, and you will be severely left out of pocket and disappointed.
I've heard from my straight friends, that there are straight establishments like this, and they sounded a lot more well run, in comparison to this cess pit of inbred losers.
Overpriced drinks, overpriced bad quality guys, and bad management, as well as bad service. This place needs to be closed, if these stupid old men stop going there and paying too much for these scumbags, then the manager will get a wake up call. This is not a good business. 
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