Mechanical Love



A magnificent castle, a fairy-tale Old Town, splendid Gothic churches and riverside walks... There's only so much picture-postcard jollity any self-respecting tourist can take before it all gets too much. If you're in need of an antidote and fancy investigating an altogether seedier attraction in Prague then step right up to the Sex Machines Museum!

Berlin, Barcelona, Madrid and, unsurprisingly, Amsterdam all boast museums pertaining to sex and erotica but Prague can stake the dubious claim of being the first city in the world to have a museum specifically dedicated to 'sex machines'. And we're not talking the James Brown variety...

No, no Prague's 'Sex Machines Museum' is the real thing! A veritable treasure box of goodies for anyone interested in sexual pleasure ... Which let's face it is all of us! Three floors in one of Prague's historic tenement houses are used to display the hundreds of artefacts in the museum's collection. Some exhibits even come complete with mannequins to show you how they were supposed to operate. And yes, in many cases you do need to be shown - they're that bizarre!

Just as amusing as the many creative devices man has invented in order to increase the fun of the 'love act', are the devices that man has invented to prevent it from ever happening. Girdles, corsets and chastity belts show us a glimpse of mankind at his most sexually repressed.

All of this begs the question of course, how did this little tawdry gem spring up in the heart of Prague's Old Town? Well, not without attracting a bit of controversy. The powers that be were certainly not too pleased when Prague's new tourist attraction opened its raunchy doors with city spokesperson Martin Kupka telling journalists: "It's bad that these establishments are in the historical center of Prague ... Foreigners might think we just leaped out of the bush."

In fairness however the SMM did co-operate with some of the city hall's complaints and removed from their window display a machine featuring leather-clad mannequins tied up in a complex system of posts and pulleys and operated by a figure in a latex nun's outfit. Personally we can't see how that could have offended anyone ...

The Sex Machines Museum is open 10:00-23:00 daily. Find it on Melantrichova 18.


Meanwhile for a lesson on sexual politics, why not nip over to Moscow and read up on Russian brides?


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nice museum,. wish i had the opportunity to visit

reviewed by Firman from Indonesia on May.20.2009

It is sad to see that the only thing we are known for is beer and sex ...But anybody who has visited can tell you there is more to us than that.

reviewed by Katka from Czech Republic on Mar.23.2009

very creative

reviewed by omar farooq from United Arab Emirates on Feb.04.2008

This is so sad!

reviewed by Janey from Mongolia on Aug.30.2007

Not a big deal, really. This is just another tourist trap in Prague.

reviewed by ErnieCrespin from United States on Aug.11.2007

its really great.... wow. uff.

reviewed by Sharma from India on Aug.04.2007

it is fun

reviewed by from United States on Jul.12.2007

It's great, but it would be even better with 24/7 practical demonstrations

reviewed by Master of Puppets from Italy on Jun.13.2007

its very fantastic and its very essential

reviewed by keerthy from India on Jun.08.2007

i think its sad to have that

reviewed by your sad from United Kingdom on Jun.04.2007

that is really cool

reviewed by from India on May.03.2007

it must be cool

reviewed by yrg from India on Apr.02.2007

sounds interesting ! def worth a visit

reviewed by paul from Ireland on Mar.27.2007